{"id":155,"date":"2011-11-11T12:52:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-11T18:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.designswithapurpose.com\/test-blog\/confessions-of-english-majors\/"},"modified":"2011-11-11T12:52:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T18:52:00","slug":"confessions-of-english-majors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wordybynature.org\/newsite\/confessions-of-english-majors\/","title":{"rendered":"Confessions of English Majors"},"content":{"rendered":"

Joseph Asbury
Far Western Associate Student Representative, 2011-2012
Utah State University<\/p>\n

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Five confessions as an English Major<\/p>\n

1. I still like math. It is your friend, but you might not realize it.
2. I get to explore the world and time travel through books.
3. As a future teacher, I will get to share what I enjoy with my students.
4. Movies can be (and should be) viewed as literature.
5. The environments in English (and other humanities) classes are so welcoming
to everyone.<\/p>\n

Nick Miller
High Plains Associate Student Representative, 2011-2012
Chadron State College<\/p>\n

The Utterly True Confessions of an English Major<\/p>\n

1. I spend more nights trying to decipher Henry James’ Portrait of a Lady than hanging out with my friends.
2. By my third year of college, I have effectively replaced my blood with black coffee.
3. Studying Shakespeare makes me chain smoke.
4. I devote more time to reading and writing than body-builders devote to lifting weights.
5. Every night, I wrestle with the temptation to consult the \u201ccheat-codes\u201d of literature: Sparknotes.
6. Alexander Pope puts me to sleep faster than any cold medicine.
7. Whenever I walk into my room I nearly trip on the piles of books and papers that litter the floor.
8. You cannot sit in the backseat of my car because, like my room, it has essentially become my locker.
9. Most of the people I look up to died 100 years ago.
10. Procrastination is my most active habit and worst enemy.<\/p>\n

Allie Martin
Southern Region Associate Student Representative, 2011-2012
Freed-Hardeman University<\/p>\n

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I, like most of you I\u2019m sure, feel that my decision to become an English major was a brilliant move. But, I must admit, sometimes we English majors are misunderstood. In an effort to amend some of the rift created between the world and us, I asked my fellow English majors what their \u201cconfessions\u201d to other majors would be:<\/p>\n

1. I judge people when they use poor grammar.
2. I don\u2019t like Jane Austen.
3. Whenever I say “good” or “well,” I have a moment of panic where I have to go back mentally and make sure I’ve used them correctly.
4. I refuse to text ungrammatically.
5. Instead of getting songs stuck in my head, I get words stuck in my head.
6. I use Sparknotes too; I just lie about it.
7. I’m closer to the characters in my favorite books than I am to “real” people.
8. I hear words the way they’re spelled. In my head there’s a big distinction between “your” and “you’re.”
9. When I hear or see a word I don’t know, I have the uncontrollable need to find its definition. It will drive me nuts if I don’t know.
10. I have a compulsive need to tell everyone that I am an English major so that they know I am smarter than they are.
11. If I make a mistake in a social networking post, I delete it, fix the error, and post again. Once, I reposted a tweet four times before I finally got it right.<\/p>\n

Some of these may ring true to your heart\u2014I know I can certainly relate. In addition though, I\u2019d like to add a few of my own. <\/p>\n

1. I wholeheartedly believe that the book is always better than the movie. Always.
2. I sometimes go into bookstores simply to smell the books. No reading required.
3. Although I try not to be a complete grammar snob, I do judge when people say \u201canyways\u201d and \u201cbackwards.\u201d What is our infatuation with making things sound plural?
4. I don\u2019t just sit around waiting for people to send me their papers to edit\u2026 but I do get a sort of superiority complex when they do.
5. I\u2019m okay with ending a sentence with a preposition.
6. I think an English major is the best there is.<\/p>\n

There isn\u2019t a single way you can define being an English major, but a comment by a non-English major student in my Women Writer\u2019s class may come close: \u201cI\u2019m not an English major, but I wish I were. Y\u2019all guys are cool!\u201d
And really, doesn\u2019t everybody feel that way?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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